SINFUL SECRETS OF VALLETTA- Blood, Booty and Courtesans Tour｜Malta

Tired of dull vacations? You’re the hero Valletta’s been waiting for!
Behind the golden limestone facades of Valletta's baroque buildings and palaces lies a much deeper and darker story.

Forget fairytales of Knights of Malta in shining armour— this is where sinners, schemers, dreamers and lovers made (and lost) their fortunes.

Join your local Maltese guide portraying a real and famous historical personality from its past - A sea captain with more problems than a pirate with a hole in his boat. as he paints a vivid picture of what it meant to be living in Valletta back then:

Rejected by his one true love, shunned by the Knights, and dodging enemies at every turn — and now he’s stuck with YOU lot! (lucky you ;)) and will help you survive and escape poverty!

If you're worried about missing out on the real Malta, then escape ordinary tours and don’t miss this interactive and immersive one-of-a-kind experience that's Interactive and Dramatised Elegantly for Cultural Immersion and addictive History!

Escape the morning heat and large crowds and instead...Explore streets filled with nautical naughtiness while admiring the rich architecture of Valletta’s top Baroque landmarks.. Discover hidden alleys, scandalous spots, and Insta-worthy vistas to make your Friends Green with envy.

How will you rise through the ranks? Will you help your 17th-century guide reignite his woman’s love and stop giving him the cold shoulder? Are you ready to master the art of living fast, loving hard, and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

Meet courtesans who ruled hearts and emptied pockets as you embark on your wildest and unique ride this side of the Mediterranean.

Join your captain as he is:

• Rejected by his love, & broke again
• Shunned by the Knights, spied on by the Inquisition
• Juggling mutiny, dodging enemy cannonballs in a city where even nuns have skeletons in their closets.

You’ll quickly learn that the only thing deadlier in Valletta than the gossip is the company you keep!

This experience will give a deep understanding of how Valletta became great, where all the money came from, what makes Malta tick, and the true story of its culture (Spoiler alert: it's not pretty!)

As you finish your adventure by the Lower Barrakka Garden with stunning views of the Grand Harbour that will make all your friends green with envy, we promise you won't see Valletta (or Malta) the same ever again :)

So, will you stay stuck in another boring, dry tour? Or will you step into the streets of seduction, power, and pirate politics on our Award-Winning Travellers Choice 2025 tours and Malta's first immersive history experiences instead?


Can you help your guide climb back up the social ladder? Or will you end up lost in the alleys where even nuns you'll meet have skeletons in their closets?